What's My Age Again?

The Douchebag Syndrome

2010-04-14T07:27:00.001-07:00

Tiger Woods did it.
Jack Neo did it.
Jesse James did it.

Should we give up on mankind now?

Something To Ponder Over

2010-04-09T08:51:00.000-07:00

There are times when you wish you don't know ANYTHING at all.

And then...

There are times when you wish you hadn't seen ANYTHING at all.

But the harder you wish not to, you get it smack in your face even more.

And it makes me wonder where her conscience went.

Or maybe it's true, what they said about love being blind.

Contradictory, is it really love? It blinds you not just physically but emotionally too?

I think I might as well go watch the Twilight Saga. This is like a Jacob-Bella-Edward triangle only with opposite sexes.

And worse conditions.

If this is a dream, DON'T TOUCH ME!

2010-04-08T10:09:00.000-07:00

I'll have to slap myself. Did I just win passes to meet Tokio Hotel?

Yes I did.

WHAT. THE. HELL?

I should thank all my friends who responded to my...requests.
Thanks to:
Isabelle and Sarah Khor (AWESOME job, you two!)
Rachel Ooi
Daisy
Tiffany Teh
Lum Hui Theng
Jason Tai
Monica Caroline Shenton
Tammy
Sean Ang Kwong BENG
Mazlan
Shing Yee
Alverna
Heeral
Jin Keong
Tara Tan Tze Linn
May Theng
Se Ting

and maybe a few more I may have missed.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Fall Out! Part I

2010-04-07T10:58:00.001-07:00

Wow. It's been more than a year. Glad to be back. Or not.

So, everyone loves to talk about friendship and the sugar and spice that comes with it. "Friendship is a thing to cherish, your friends are the ones who will be there for you..." blah blah blah. I won't deny that. I've seen friends do things for each other you wouldn't do for yourself.

I'll spare you the sunshine-y details on friendship, for God's sake. If life is all about sugar-coating, the world would be an imaginarium. Babies will all be cute and chubby and we'll all have better-looking people to choose for companions. Have you seen the kids these days? Pathetic. Going shopping for reference books, donning *funky* clothes etc. You see 10 of 'em, chances are 9.9 of 'em makes you wanna scratch the skin off your face.

But we're talking about friendship and the dark side of it. "What dark side??!!" Oh, honeh, believe me. You won't know it till it hits you in the FACE. It's...

Fall outs. I've been through quite a few in my lifetime. Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm this weird misfit born and fated to not have friends or something. Who knows?

Most fall outs are a result of growing up. You change over time. Your mindset and shit change. Result: You want to break out of that little cocoon restraining you and branch out to other people. Doesn't even harm anything besides your brain cells. Sad thing is, there is this ONE very awesome equation I encountered A LOT.

Making new friends = "Cheating" on your current friends

Like, WTF?

I was born a human.

I wasn't born to become anyone's slave.

I wasn't born to follow someone like a puppy dog begging for a bone.

I wasn't born to bow down to some asinine superiority some self-proclaimed dictator decides to implement upon people.

"I want you to stay by my side..." KILL YOURSELF.

Friends are to stick by you through your ups and downs, not chained to your emotional play.

Friends are to help you through your problems, not solve it for you. How are you gonna learn? You expect food to magically appear? You expect money to fall from the sky? NO.

I don't know what other things friends are supposed to do. It's supposed to be programmed into your brain or something. I guess the baby factory were out of those softwares when they assembled me. Tough luck.

More later today. It's almost 2 AM and I'm sleepy.

A Little Bit of Realization

2010-04-07T10:58:00.000-07:00

Okay, so I was looking through my blog posts from eons ago and..

Holy shit I actually called the Twilight cast hot??!!
Can somebody please SHOOT me?

But I'm glad I still adore Avenged Sevenfold as much and those Slipknot masks. Lovely things.

*~RIP Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan~*

Week one DOWN

2008-11-13T04:46:00.000-08:00

Bahasa Melayu? Check.
English? Check.
SEJARAH? Check. Check. Check.
Mathematics? Check.

And I never have to study all those Malaysian Plans ever again. And the 'dasar-dasar kerajaan'. And everything that needs me to squeeze out my brain juice. But I'm gonna miss the Greek and the Romans. They were the highlight of the subject. Oh, well. Au revoir, arrivederci, adios...GOODBYE SEJARAH!

English Paper 1 has the most bizarre questions ever. C'mon, man. 'Perfect husband or wife'?But come to think of it, my friends were right. We should've wrote about our perfect wife for English. Then we'd add, "P.S. I'm a girl. =]" Too bad for the examiner. We're born practical jokers.

Let's not talk about BM. Sakit tangan aku dibuatnya. And Maths.

Let's talk about how the next two (or three) weeks are gonna be hell coz there's all those frickin' scientifically and factually torturous subjects. Biology. Chemistry. Physics.

ACCOUNTS.

Oh well. Life sucks and then you die.

I'm gonna go listen to Avenged Sevenfold. Which reminds me, if I get straight A1s, I'm gonna say thank you to Avenged Sevenfold for being my motivation. Even my English essay was inspired by 'Gunslinger'. Damn I love A7X. And Synyster Gates. And M. Shadows. And Zacky V. And The Rev. Yeah, even Johnny Christ.

Travis Barker and DJ AM in Plane Crash (!!!!!!!!)

2008-09-21T04:32:00.000-07:00

"On September 19, 2008, Travis Barker was injured when the Learjet 60 in which he was a passenger crashed outside of Columbia, South Carolina. The jet was headed for Van Nuys, California. According to the Federal Aviation Administration, the plane was departing the airport when air traffic controllers saw sparks emanating from the plane. It went off the runway, smashed through a fence, crossed a nearby road, slammed into an embankment and caught fire.

Barker had performed the night before at an event with former Jane's Addiction singer Perry Farrell, Gavin DeGraw and DJ AM. Barker was transported to the Augusta Georgia Burn Center in Augusta, Georgia, where he is listed in critical condition. DJ AM was also injured in the crash and is also listed in critical condition.

Four others were killed in the crash, three males and one female, with autopsies being performed to identify the bodies. Two of the deceased were crew members, and two were passengers, including Chris Baker, Barker's personal assistant. Information released after the crash suggested that Barker was burned from the waist down but expected to survive, with DJ AM suffering burns to his face."

OMG OMG OMG! This can't be happening!

At present time, they are in critical but stable condition.

I am praying that they recover soon... :(

R.I.P. for those who were killed in the crash.

5 Delima's #1 Hazard: Broken-Back door

2008-09-15T04:57:00.000-07:00

Okay. This is my class’ back door. I shot this at about 6.50 AM. Do you see the dark line there? No? That was a bad shot coz the flash was much too strong. Stupid light.

Now, this is a better one. Can you see the door hanging off its frame? Those spiky little things coming out of it? You want a closer look? OK.

Here you go. Those are huge pins and nails jutting out of the frame.

Now that is the upper part of the door. Let me show you the lower part.

That one wasn’t so clear. Okay, look. The lower hinge came off and those HUGE screws are sticking out, playing the role of a hazard to everyone who goes through the back door. We all use the back door!

The solution? Stick a piece of Styrofoam onto those screws. By the way, the piece of Styrofoam was from the clock for drama. Becky, your numbers’ leftovers!

Nothing we can do about the upper part though. It’s really, really bad. Must go tell Mr. Tan.

MTV Video Music Awards 2008

2008-09-07T05:50:00.000-07:00

Disclaimer: The MTV VMAs 2008 don’t have anything to do with me. Please don’t sue me.

It started off with Britney Spears and Jonah Hill’s little sketch. Ah, customary. I don’t get the whole ‘close-your-eyes-and-relax-while-I-kiss-you-only-to-have-you-scream-when-you-suddenly-open-you-eyes-and see-me’ thing.

Then Britney opened the VMAs. She looked okay to me. Which brings us to…

Rihanna! Love the whole zombie and spidery thing going on.

She later performed with T.I. Some song which sounded like the 'Numa, Numa' Chicken Little song.

Oh crap. How could I forget the host of the night, Russell Brand? Frankly, he talks a lot with really exaggerated hand gestures about sex, purity rings, America, the Jonas Brothers, Katy Perry and…oh, I don’t know. I wasn’t paying attention. He scares me too. Those huge, big eyes and unkempt hair. Such a weirdo but zany. I like the guy.

Then we have Leona Lewis, Li’l Wayne and T-Pain collaborating on…gosh, I don’t know what song it is. Coz I only remembered Li’l Wayne’s white pants down to his butt and his black underwear. I think it’s Polo Ralph Lauren. Oh yeah, it is.

Later, Li’l Wayne performed with Kid Rock who is wearing a black tracksuit and a black fedora. Looks like he just went jogging and remembered, “Hey, the VMAs!”, got into his limo and dumped the first hat he found on his head. Oh, man. Li'l Wayne's pants again. To quote Russell Brand, "God bless his soul."

The Jonas Brothers’ seemingly outdoor performance was kinda cool too. Let’s take a dig at Joe’s bow-tie and red crescent-shaped tambourine. So darn cute. And when the background thingies got moved off….wow.

Linkin Park’s ‘Shadow of the Day’ for Best Rock Video. Hello, did Paramore actually think they’d win when they get pitted against the best rock band ever? Hah.

Cast for new movie, ‘Twilight’. Damn, are the guys hot or just plain HAWT, huh?

Slipknot, presenters for Best Hip-Hop video. And that Chris fella.

Katy Perry's peel-able banana costume. Yeah. See the shiny yellow thing? It's a banana and it peels.

With Travis Barker and DJ AM providing the beats whole night long. Whoa. That's long.

The Dance Crew Fanny Pack.

Michael Phelps was there too!

Pink's performance. Whoa. She's hanging on that thing man.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz look so sweet together, don't you think? Well, I think so.

Paris Hilton and her equally dumb BFFs. Please. Only Alicia and co. idolises them. Ugh.

Last but not least, TOKIO HOTEL FRICKIN’ WON BEST NEW ARTIST!!! Go Bill and Tom and Georg and Gustav! Tokio Hotel ist der beste! The Kaulitz twins are those two in the middle. Yes, twins. IDENTICAL TWINS. It's (from left) Gustav Schaefer, Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz, Georg Listing.

Did I mention they played 'Rock Band' with Miley Cyrus? So darn cute! I mean, Tokio Hotel. Not Miley Cyrus. They were doing Bon Jovi's 'Living On A Prayer'. Then Russell Brand came along and chucked Miley Cyrus off. Aw... Bill on guitar (weird, I thought TOM was the guitarist) and Gustav on drums (as he rightly should).

Labuan Day 4:

2008-08-29T05:25:00.000-07:00

Uh-huh. It’s the FINALS today.

So we got woken up at about 4 in the morning by Puan Goh walking around Zimmer 306. Don’t ask me how she got in. Coz everyone who lives in the room is still asleep.

Let’s cut this short. So we had everybody made up and whisked ourselves to the convention again for breakfast. Ugh. It’s so disgusting I can’t even look at it without wanting to throw up. So I dragged Steph up to the tech room. Just in time to watch Abang Muzik play Tarzan while he was opening those huge windows. The better to watch the drama with.

Right around 8 AM, show’s on. Becky pestered the technician backstage for the walkie-talkie to tell me she loves me (Love you too, Becky!). And then my sister added an “I hate you.” Smooth, Iz.

Show’s over. Argh! What the heck happened to Jo’s face? Oh. Blood. Red Pelaka. Fun.

Then it’s off to the Labuan Airport.

Here’s another example of the incompetence of JPN. Pahang’s. Evidently, their flight was the same as ours. BUT…some smart ass fella informed them it was the next day. So…they had to pack and get to the airport in…30 minutes?

Oh, they made it eventually. So we were like, “Hey, why don’t we sit together in the plane?” We did end up in a clump. More like clumps. Acting like rock stars and blocking the aisle until the air stewardesses’ couldn’t get past, finishing whatever food they ever had in the plane…whoa. I bet the air stewardesses’ are pretty pissed off by us. We were like…LOUD. Okay. Eunice and I were singing to everything. From Avenged Sevenfold to Linkin Park to Panic At The Disco to…Phantom of the Opera.

That's (from right) Becky, Venetia and Izzie. And I'm at the aisle seat at the opposite side, oblivious to the cam-whoring. And those Pahang boys almost finished off our Chipsmore.

Then we met Datuk Tony Fernandez in LCCT! Cool, huh? We made this unsuspecting guy our photographer. Such a sweetie.

I think it’s safe to say we literally passed out in the plane from KL to Penang. And then in the bus too.

Did I mention I cried a couple of times before we left Labuan? Oh. I didn’t.

It’s all JPN’s fault. No. It’s the one who booked the tickets’ fault. Jackass. You killed my buzz.

Labuan Day 3 Part 2: 100% Reason To Remember The Name

2008-08-28T05:23:00.000-07:00

Prologue: View from our balcony late in the evening. Where are the guys when you need them? Just kidding. I don't mean to sound like a...promiscuous girl. Unlike some people I could mention. Now I sound like a b****.

End of show. Now we hit the...er...mall!

Involving a very embarassing, heart-stopping and spontaneous dare which I think I will really like to repeat involving Reen's mobile phone and a guy from the Kedah team. Frankly, I thought he looked a bit like Lin Dan while he was on stage. Ooh. Do you know how hot Lin Dan is?

Okay. Back to the topic. Then we met up with those KL guys from...VI. Is it? Ah, yes. Sorry, I was a little hung at that time. Hello, I only slept 4 or 5 hours, okay?

I don't exactly remember anything. Only blurry images of a bowling alley. I don't play when I'm seeing two of everything.

Oh, and I remember taking someone's can of Nescafe. Oh, me God. I'm sorry, I don't know who you are but thanks. Although it didn't exactly wake me up. Did I finish it? Where did I put it?! Shit, I don't remember! I'm so sorry, I swear.

Ah. And I remember someone got a little freaked out by the fact that I listen to Avenged Sevenfold. Who was it? Oh, man.

Look. I can't even bring myself to stand up. I'm such a lazy sloth. Oh. That's a lot of people. I am so hung.

Anyway, we bailed after about 2 hours in the frickin' bowling alley where I ran and injured my thigh hamstring again. Geesh.

And who held me back in the lift? I'm gonna kill you for depriving me of my couch. Yeah, I prefer the couch to the bed. Much, much more comfortable.

Er...dude (whoever you are, ok?). I didn't mean to kill you. Sorry. It's just my hyper self acting up again.

Yeah, I'm hyper. Extra sugar makes me extra hyper. In fact, my classmates a.k.a. my cronies a.k.a. my anak-anak buah have banned me from taking sweets coz then I start to become the most Hitler-ish class monitor ever. I jump around too. And laugh for no reason.

Labuan Day 3 Part 1: Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture

2008-08-27T16:00:00.000-07:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG!
Competition day!

Oh. We’re Group A and in the afternoon. Okay. Chillax. We still have time.

The thing starts at 8 so here’s a sneak peek at the place. Some convention hall thing at the Financial Park.

We watched Group B perform first. We only manage to watch the first 5 though. The we kinda bailed back to Zimmer 306 (which had kinda become our meeting room or something along those lines) to…prepare.

Boy, did we take long to make-up and all. I mean, the actors.

Noon struck. It’s SHOW TIME! Frankly, I was shaking like a point 10 earthquake had just happened. Steph? Plain cool, man. Only to get another panic attack when nobody came out with the props when the clock started ticking.

According to those backstage, it’s some mean ol’ lady fault. Just because she didn’t hear the announcement, everybody didn’t. Ass.

In the end, we got into the top 6. I don’t know if it’s good or not. Coz we have to rush to the frickin’ airport as soon as we are done performing. It’s all JPN’s jerk-assed fault. Yeah. I publicly hate you so, SUE ME! Cowards.

Oh. I forgot. How the hell could I forget??!! We took a picture with the Pahang team. Really, really awesome African stuff. Ooh.

Labuan Day 2: Round and Round the Island We Go

2008-08-27T00:00:00.000-07:00

Practice day!

Do you know that 6 AM in Labuan is like...7 AM in Penang? So bright and shiny.

OK. Back to practice. I have to complain about the frickin' oversized shirt JPN gave us. So f-ugly. That is an understatement. So we wore that darn shirt to practice.

So, practice for Steph and me (music and lights co-ordinator respectively) means walking up...3 flights of spiral steps up to the 4th floor and getting into the technical room. The technicians are much, much nicer than the one in P. Ramlee. Everyone here is nice. Oh. Except for Madam M. According to the actors. They hate her.

Anyway. We call them Abang Muzik, Abang Lampu and all of the other technicians Abang Technician.

So after practice, we were all hanging around at Zimmer 306 with absolutely nothing to do. So we decided to go round the island!

We took this extremely mini bus with no air-con. The bus driver is real nice. We absolutely adore him. First, we went to...this place with fishes. I can't remember what it's called. There was a beach there, and it's so darn pathetic but real nice.

Then it's the World War II Memorial. Damn I love that place. So peaceful and quiet. We found this small laminated piece of card placed by Jack McMartin lying on the ground. Since we couldn't find his tombstone, we placed it at one of those plaques with his name. At least right?

Up next, a chimney museum. I don't know. There is a huge chimney and a fake coal mine with scary dummies. I touched the chimney!

Then we stopped by this really deserted hawker place where everyone bought a coconut each. Or to share. Nice. Oh, I forgot. The so-called 'Sudut Cabaran'. So challenging, there is a piece of rotten wood in the middle of the frickin' bridge.

Then we stopped at Surrender Point and pledged for peace in front of a huge rock and a blank wall.

Last stop. Chinese temple. Very nice one too. With an underworld sub-temple.

And we went back...and crashed onto the couch.

Did I mention we hit the mall first? It's like...KOMTAR. Very deserted.

Labuan Day 1: Onward, FORE!

2008-08-26T00:00:00.000-07:00

First, we were District champ.

And then there was state.
That's my sister, Iz. The corrupt and useless, lame-o policeman. But I love her.

And now, it's the National Drama Competition 2008, babeh! So off we go to Labuan. An exotic island. Ooh.

Basically, Day 1 is all about getting on planes, getting off planes, hanging around the airports and messing around with the air stewardesses’ patience. We took AirAsia.

After all, we are supposed to be drama queens. I think we actually finished off the food in the plane from KL to Labuan. The roti jala is goooooood.

We reached Labuan at about 9 PM tops. Oh, did I say anything about our accommodation? Frickin’ awesome. I love Beta Apartment! Oh, and it's attached to a shopping mall. We'll attack that later. I think I got a little too excited.

This is the dining room. Where we dump our props.

The double single-bedroom. Belonging to Pa (Joanne) and Ah Long 2 (Liz).

My room. Okay, Paris (Reen), Peter (Mei Yen) and...the lamp post. No. Atmosphere creator. It looks nice coz we haven't messed it up yet.

The bathroom. Which has got no water heater. Only in our darn unit. Damn. Oh, well. Shit happens. At least I am guaranteed to be wide awake when I step out of the shower. Yeah, shower. I have NO IDEA how to work the Jacuzzi. Besides, there is a huge window overlooking the tub. Don’t ask me why it’s there.

We should be sleeping but we played mahjong! Damn, I love mahjong. Without the money, of course.

God knows a bunch of betting enforcers (or something along those lines) might be outside our door waiting to catch us betting or something.

One last cam-whoring moment before I tuck my self in to sleep. That's me on the right and Mei Yen on the left.

Great. Now I can't sleep.